We are going to return to the cave, the small one seeks revenge. Now that is someone I can understand, although she seeks vengeance on animals, which is something I am less ok with. I will help but only for as long as Magnus continues with them and has the money that he owes us.
We investigate a river it is a nice river and there is a path on the other side of the river. We should go and have a look at it but we will backtrack and have a look at another path before we attempt a crossing.
The hairy one … Ltn Lynn is what he is called, throws his hammer into a pile of strange chains that are on the floor of the cave. Nothing happens and her clicks his fingers and his hammer appears back in his hand. Now that is a cool trick. Interesting and useful. The group as a whole walks through the chains on the floor without any issue. As we continue on this path, we round the corner and find a room of … Pain.
There is blood on the floors and on the walls and two poor defenceless animals are chained to the walls. There are three Blue … things in the room as well. Ltn Lyn walks over to the small of the poor animals and … Hits it with his Hammer.
WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!?!? The thing is restrain and chained …. CHAINED to a freaking wall. If you’re going to hit something at least give it a chance to hit you back, free it first.
The other Animal, the bigger one with tattoos, rocks and huge claws, break free of it chains and comes for Luna. See this is how you conduct a fair fight.
Xen attempts to stab the lager of the dog moles and calls on Lynx for help. I run to assist Lynx. I sometime wonder if Xen learnt anything at all wondering around on her own for those 30 years. Let the sleeping dog lie, or in this case let the crazy dog mole attack NOT YOU!
Arrow. SHIT ARROW! Unpleasant. You know what? I’m going to kill the blue men.
Lynx attacks the big dog mole. I hope he doesn’t get hurt.
The small one hits the big dog mole and cries out that this was for Al’Xander. I am not sure who these travelling companions were but they must have loved each other tremendously. I know that there is not a lot that I wouldn’t kill for lynx.
I heal Magnus and tell him “I need you to pay me!” as I don my shield and head for the Blue men. They Fire another arrow at me! They will die!
I walk to the blue man that has been firing bolts at me and hit him with my stick.
Don’t. Fire. Bolts. At. People.
Lynx comes over, pushes one of the blue men down on the ground, and then crawls into his lap for a pat. The blue man doesn’t know what he is being told and allows lynx to fall to the floor.
Xen tells me that there is a baby farmer down the hall. I don’t know any farms that grow babies but I do know that lots of babies need help. As I pass the blue man, I tell him to scratch lynx ears. Shhesh sometime people are so daft!
Magnus, damn it get it together man, stand up, and fight. I really want that money you owe Xen and me.
I walk down the hall toward the baby farmer and instead of scratching lynx ears like I had told him to the blue man dives at me with a dagger. Before I can recover from my shock Xen has put and arrow in his back and he is down. I stride toward the baby farmer once again and open the door.
Xen was misinformed there is no baby farmer, just a man and he doesn’t look much like a farmer. The door closes
I want to open the door again, but I do nothing.
The door opens and out comes not the baby farmer. A loud noise pushes me to the wall. The Small one moves between me and what I can now see is not only not a baby farmer but also a tall blue man.
I hit her
I hit her, by the seven why would I do that. Why? What has possessed me? I am so very sorry small one.
What do mean that it is not a farmer baby but a monster baby Xen? As you can see, it is a blue man. Will you please make up your mind! I am so confused and I am already stinking friends!
I hit the blue man this time a much more satisfactory result and walk through the door, I prop it open with my backpack as I start to look around the small room. There is a small cage dangling form the roof. Nope you are correct Xen it is a monster baby.
I am the monster baby, I am in a cage. I reach toward my mother…